Dr. Woo(d)

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Matt Kirshen's Brand New Tumblr Page: The Onion, The Outrage

mattkirshen:

There’s a fun joke my friends and I sometimes do and it’s one you can do too. The butt of the joke is the nicest one in your group; trust me, you know who that person is. They’ll also never know it’s happened, because what you do is wait until they’ve just left the party, or the bar, or the car…

paulftompkins:

You will probably listen to this one million times, so just be ready for that. - Paul

zbxm:

Here’s a dubstep remix I made of James Adomian doing Jesse Ventura doing Skrillex noises (also a little Eddie Pepitone).

Also featuring Doug Benson and Paul F. Tompkins (as Cake Boss).

Taken from Doug Loves Movies #607 and The Benson Interruption at Bumbershoot.

http://douglovesmovies.com/

http://zacbentz.bandcamp.com

Something even more annoying I did with Peacock & Gamble a while back: http://zacbentz.bandcamp.com/track/yaboolaboola

(via paulftompkins)

edasalazar:

Comedy Palace tonight. Kicking you in the balls with love.

comedypalacela:

SEE ALL THESE GREAT PEOPLE TONIGHT!

Prashanth Venkataramanujam (Great American Comedy Festival)
Matt Peters (Weeds, Nature Break)
Howard Kremer (Who Charted?, The Goode Family, Austin Stories)
Guy Branum (Chelsea Lately, G4)
Dan Mintz (Bob’s Burgers, Important Things with Demetri Martin)
Ari Shaffir (The Green Room with Paul Provenza, The Opie and Anthony Show)
Ali Wong (Are You There Chelsea?, Savages, The Tonight Show)
Dave Anthony (Walking the Room, Jimmy Kimmel Live!)

AND MORE…

Hosted by POWER VIOLENCE

10pm. FREE. 2112 Hillhurst Ave, Los Angeles, California 90027.

It’s extra sad to lose your grandmother when she had such a promising NASCAR career ahead of her. (Taken with Instagram)

It’s extra sad to lose your grandmother when she had such a promising NASCAR career ahead of her. (Taken with Instagram)

Apples-to-Apples with the 99%. (Taken with Instagram)

Apples-to-Apples with the 99%. (Taken with Instagram)

edasalazar: This is going to more fun than watching Law and Order alone. (I know how you spend your nights.) comedypalacela: TOMORROW AT THE PALACE! Jerry Rocha Matt Dwyer Kate Berlant Matt Ingebretson Jay Larson Brody Stevens JUST ADDED: Tyler Greene & Adam Lustick (Harvard Sailing Team, Punk’d) Hosted by everyone’s favorite, Scott Boxenbaum! Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food! Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst! RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/160556444080079

edasalazar:

This is going to more fun than watching Law and Order alone. (I know how you spend your nights.)

comedypalacela:

TOMORROW AT THE PALACE!

Jerry Rocha
Matt Dwyer
Kate Berlant
Matt Ingebretson
Jay Larson
Brody Stevens

JUST ADDED: Tyler Greene & Adam Lustick (Harvard Sailing Team, Punk’d)

Hosted by everyone’s favorite, Scott Boxenbaum!

Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food!

Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst!

RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/160556444080079

How the hell could losing a toe be $400 worse than losing a finger? Is this a foot fetishist-specific insurance policy? (Taken with Instagram)

How the hell could losing a toe be $400 worse than losing a finger? Is this a foot fetishist-specific insurance policy? (Taken with Instagram)

I love that this is a for-real business in my neighborhood. It’s the next step in the bikini inspector career path. (Taken with Instagram)

I love that this is a for-real business in my neighborhood. It’s the next step in the bikini inspector career path. (Taken with Instagram)

This Griffith Park coyote is suuuuper bummed that the Alan Jackson concert got cancelled. (Taken with Instagram)

This Griffith Park coyote is suuuuper bummed that the Alan Jackson concert got cancelled. (Taken with Instagram)