Did you know this was built specifically to entomb Steve Jobs? #truefacts (Taken with instagram)
Even our public bathroom icons have type II diabetes now. (Taken with instagram)
I beg to differ, Words With Friends: “There’s no one *saxier* than Kenny G.” (Taken with instagram)
I’m hugely indebted to Henry Phillips (@henlips) for introducing me to the magic of “Blind Man’s Penis” over the weekend. Here’s the full story behind it: http://www.songpoemmusic.com/trubee.htm
I don’t mean to call out @apey, but when I got to her place yesterday, this blatant triple-Clooney display was sitting on the coffee table. (Taken with instagram)
Our hotel room is right down the hall from Master Control Program — no extra charge. (Taken with instagram)
I think the lesson here is that you shouldn’t take a highlighting pen to your teeth. (Taken with instagram)
Ah, yes — who could forget the beloved children’s classic “How the Character Stole Christmas”? (Taken with instagram)